I Love Phallus
"I love sausage," 50-year-old divorcee Kelly Alston tells us near the beginning of this clip. She also reveals that she's had 100 knobs enter her wet crack during her lifetime. Make that 101. Kelly gets it good in this scene, and she gives it good, too. Now, just one thing. Kelly keeps on saying, "I'm old." Okay. Whatever she thinks. But we think she's ripe. Ripened. Plush (check out her cushiony ass, fellas). And if we turned out to be #102, well, that would be perfectly fine.
