I Pumped Your Mum!
This movie opens with some man sitting in Joclyn Stone's kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The man eats like a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on. Of course, the vast question is, "What's this chap doing here in the first place?” Apparently, he's a friend of Joclyn's son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NEVER LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS ALONE WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL MUMMY! Hear that, fellows? If you do, before you know it, he'll be slapping his immense wiener against her vast, fat tucchus, and then all hell is gonna break loose. Okay. Forget about your mother for a second. Forget about your friends. Just watch Joclyn and jack it. Her orders, not ours.
